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suburban-auschwitz:

Pikachu looks like that friend that gets way too high and Ash gotta rush him to McDonalds 

suburban-auschwitz:

Pikachu looks like that friend that gets way too high and Ash gotta rush him to McDonalds 

1 day ago with 178,933 notes

nerdymouse:

Yet they claim that the queer community is overly sexual and puts our sex lives out there. Straight people are weird. 

1 day ago with 41,073 notes

-stupid-:

*throws lamp at you* you need to lighten the fuck up

1 day ago with 18,621 notes

zootedboy:

*black couple living in a haunted house*

wife: the house haunted

husband: we out this bitch

*everybody lives*

1 day ago with 78,451 notes
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lovatoismymotto:

Maria: buy a house
*buys house*
Maria: buy another house.
Me: ARE YOU KIDDING ME BITCH I DONT HAVE MONEY

1 day ago with 155 notes
paleredsunday:

Write this on my tombstone

paleredsunday:

Write this on my tombstone

1 day ago with 158,659 notes

celestial-sexhair:

disadvantages of having thick hair

  • your head is always 100000 degrees
  • shedding everywhere
  • snapping thin combs
  • spend $100 on dye if you want to color it
  • hair is still wet 2 years after you showered
  • styling your hair takes longer than growing it

advantages of having thick hair

  • ????
1 day ago with 166,142 notes

celestial-sexhair:

disadvantages of having thick hair

  • your head is always 100000 degrees
  • shedding everywhere
  • snapping thin combs
  • spend $100 on dye if you want to color it
  • hair is still wet 2 years after you showered
  • styling your hair takes longer than growing it

advantages of having thick hair

  • ????
1 day ago with 166,142 notes

ruinedchildhood:

Mean Girls Bloopers [x]

2 days ago with 354,923 notes
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spiritualinspiration:

I will walk among you and be your God, and you will be my people. (Leviticus 26:12 )

spiritualinspiration:

I will walk among you and be your God, and you will be my people. (Leviticus 26:12 )

2 days ago with 3,498 notes

tylerssjoseph:

dont let tumblr make you think

  • school isnt important
  • its okay to be rude to your parents
  • its normal to hate everyone
  • self harm and suicide are romantic or great
  • being rude is cute
  • officialcrow isn’t growing stronger and coming after you
  • being a female who hits or yells at your boyfriend is woman empowerment
  • depression and other mental illnesses are beautiful
  • grades arent important
  • education isnt important
  • college isnt important
  • smoking is cool
  • drugs are cool
2 days ago with 148,144 notes

snarg:

truth or dare more like preform a strange sexual act or tell me who you like

2 days ago with 658,729 notes